The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
this is what i am going to rant about, smoking, but i am not annoyed at the people that do smoke or anything like that, i am ranting about how much i love it but cant smoke because it is fucking bad for me! i gave up smoking on new year's, and the last month and a half has been fucking rubbish. i dont care if its bad for me, i dont care if it makes my clothes smell. my teeth and nails go yellow and yeah I KNOW IT KILLS YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH, i just want a cigarette so bad i sometimes feel like i am gonna spontaneously combust! and yeah i know i could have a cigarette and get over it, but then this whole process will have been for nothing. i wish i lived in the fifties when they had no idea smoking was bad for you, and people who dont smoke have no idea how hard it is, they just tell you to throw them away, buy the patches etc, but it pisses me off when they give you advice and they have no idea how fucking addictive it is!!

odds of winning the lottery: 1 in 13,983,816 or approximately 1 in 14 million.
i am sickeningly jealous of the couple that won £56 million in the lottery this week! if i had that much money i think i would go crazy and buy a zoo or something, and i would probably buy something really useful, a good investment... like Hugh Jackman. im not saying i would put him in a zoo!! i would also buy a huge castle with a huge library and loads of rooms, and holiday homes on every continent.