During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants. that makes me feel a little bit better about the cheese toastie i just devoured in the space of 2 seconds.
the problem with having three days off a week, when boredom strikes, food seems to replace all other activities!!
i have also become adept at organising my day around the jeremy kyle double bill, and ou do realise that he is saying the exact same thing just to a different group of chavs everyday. how he doesnt go home everyday and down a whisky is beyond me.